Twisted Sanctuary

If I don't laugh at your political advertisement commercials I'm gonna go bawl my eyes out.

For starters, if I didn't know better, I would think there were only Republicans running. Seriously. Democrats, where art thou? 

My "favorite" ad is the one that slams a certain conservative candidate for having been a lobbyist in D.C. Conveniently enough he used to lobby for the oil companies which makes him really easy to slam right now. Which...fair enough. Then they throw in some specious logic about how if he's representing people like oil companies, who else is he representing? Hint: Not us, the real Americans. While this speech is playing, they show images of terrorists.  It's like the best implied slander ever. 

But this ad got replaced as my favorite just a few moments ago. This candidate, not sure if he's an R or a D, but I'm thinking R because the D's don't exist in this state, just got slammed for three things. 

1. Supporting evolution
2. Saying that the bible might not have been literally true. (I'm assuming this relates to evolution, also, but doesn't that sound scary? He thinks the bible might not be literal. OMG!)
3. Also, and most damningly, he supported Clinton. (Bill, no mention of Hillary.)

Let's all join together and run him out of the state now, shall we?