"Pass the Porn" NCIS (Ziva/Jenny)

[jaina47]

Title: Pass the Porn
Author(s): Jaina
Fandom: NCIS
Disclaimer: NCIS belongs to Paramount and Bellasario, neither of whom are me. I'm making no money off of this and no infringement is intended.
Timeframe: Season 4...um, sometime in the holiday season?
Characters: Jenny Sheppard, Ziva David
Genre: Humor, Drabble
Summary: Jenny takes Ziva home for Thanksgiving Dinner
Notes: Originally written for the femslash_today un-porn battle.



"Porn?"

Jenny's brain stopped working.

"I - Ziva?"

"Pass the porn?" Ziva frowned in consternation.

A choking sound came from the opposite end of the table. Jenny glanced in its direction and found her mother's face taking on an unhealthy shade of red.

She glanced from her mother to her father. The burly cheerful man was belatedly trying to turn laughter into a coughing fit and pounding his wife on the back in an effort to dislodge the piece of turkey that was apparently stuck in her throat.

Slowly Jenny reached over and picked up a bowl. "It's called corn, Ziva."

Comments

[smackalalala.livejournal.com]

Oh, God, that is funny. Too cute. I am still snickering. I can just see that. Oh God.

[femme-slash-fan.livejournal.com]

I think Ziva mighta said that half on purpose lol

[greenovalfruit.livejournal.com]

Lol... she's an evil one is Ziva. I wouldn't put doing that on purpose past her.