Oh, wow. See, THIS would make me start reading the books again. It's what I always wanted to happen. You need to assume Kim Harrison's identity and just take over writing the books. You have the characters, the voices, the plots, the arcs... you have it down.

This was amazing and so much more than I expected. Thank you so much! I know you said you didn't write smut very often, but you really really really should do more of this sort of thing. ;-D